Binge drunking on a budget?

That was supposed to read binge "drinking" but I think I'll keep the typo. It sounds better. Okay, so inside your wallet there's a $40 and maybe $3.45 on your debit card but you're having a shit week and you really need to get blackout drunk. What do you do?

First of all, don't go to the private liquor store just because it's down the street from your house. That shit is expensive! We have fridges for a reason--to cool down our booze. I'm sure there's a BC liquor nearby.

Okay for this drink you're going to need a litre of cider which is about 10 dollars and a mickey of vodka, it doesn't have to be grade A vodka. The cheapest will probably run about 10 dollars (or less) In a tall glass, mix one shot vodka with cider and voila, instant drunk.

This one has gotten mixed reviews. Buy 2 or 3 cans of rockstar original (the black can) and a mickey of jagermeister. Instead of redbull use the rockstar for the jager bomb.. It's more like a jager A-bomb.

The last one I discovered in Germany. It's a kind of weird but it does the trick. Buy a 6 pack of beer, make sure it's a lager, or if you can afford it, Sol (If you can afford Corona you don't need to know this stuff) and a mickey of sauza tequila, which is like 7 bucks. One shot of tequila into the beer with a little lime usually does the trick.

You're probably thinking, why don't I just drink them all separately? Because then it's not binge drinking.